AMERICA, REAL HISTORIC PLACE OR ROMANTIC FANTASY

By William Morgan.

If anyone is even a partial reader of the nation’s region 5 paper, than you know I am an avid romantic when it comes to the question of whether the American Nation ever existed. The first relic discovered way back in 2116, was quickly debunked by 95% of all New Utopian Scientists. Allen Thompson, of region 8, was one of the few notable scientists that entertained the idea that the artifact might be real. “The package we discovered was full of artifacts, we found coins with the words in GOD WE TRUST, we found small plastic metallic discs dubbed DVDs, as well as pictures of various items from a bygone culture”. Thompson explained one picture of particular interest. “One photo was of a man of great stature and poise. The man was decked out in jewels and fine white linen and was holding some kind of communication device, as if he was addressing Millions of people. Inscribed on the photo was the name and title, King Elvis”.

The majority of our mainstream scientists say that any of these trinkets could have been manufactured here within our own culture in a variety of ways, and that this obsession with a mythical historic kingdom, is little more than the next lost continent of Atlantis tale. Professor Marlene Stevens is not so sure. “One item of interest discovered in the package was a picture of our very own Utopia Majestic Canyons, only that in this picture, there are slight changes in the geographical area. Also notable, is an inscription just below the picture dubbed Grand Canyon. In fact, The National Society to locate the lost Americas, successfully lobbied the King until he issued a decree, allowing the name of our Canyons to share a name with an unproven origin, the Grand Canyon of the American lost continent”.

Scientists in 42 regions were outraged that our King would entertain and encourage such fantasy. The King defended his actions with the following public statement. “Look, I have always been fair to people who choose to believe outside of the mainstream. I have tolerated to the point of anger, the few thousand people in our culture who do not accept a belief in God, his son Jesus Christ, or any deity for that matter. In fact, these beliefs or rather the lack of a belief in God, has begun to affect our culture in a very negative way. Still, I am a benevolent King, and like my Lord and Savior, I embrace the ethics of morality and free will. So, my fellow progenitors of conventional wisdom, provide me the grace and space, that I grant unto my people, and let me honor yet another group that believe in this ideal, that God was the Author of another great Nation before our own, but far after the time of the profits.”

The King made a good point. Since the introduction of skin color politics, obsessions by some groups that concentrate on nearly nothing but one’s sexual orientation and the vile suggestion that Utopian Women should have a right to end the life of their baby for frivolous conveniences, our Vast Kingdom has experienced great weakness and confusion. For the first time, our riches are starting to dwindle, due to the introduction of a class that refuse to work.

Matt Carter, a scholar of great magnitude and conscious, who has been studying the mystery of America, thinks there may be a parallel, but scientists scoff at his little fistful of truth, as they call it. In 2129, another small bag was found at the base of a cave, inside were 23 bibles, in near mint condition, all stamped with a seal of an American publisher! Now, of course these Bibles were immediately dismissed as planted creations of the National Society to locate the lost Americas, but what has baffled even Atheistic Scientists, is that this area of Utopia had been previously unexplored! This little fact never got in the way of the skepticism of the scientists!

The purpose of this article was to let my readers know that today, a man in region 122 has reportedly found two new artifacts, proving the existence of the American Nation once and for all. He claims that he has not come forward yet for fear of losing his life. Really now, there are dissidents in our culture, but they number in just over three thousand. Utopia by and large still honors the precepts of morality, given by our creator GOD and accepted by our King in writing, in our declaration of human rights. This man also contends that he knows exactly what happened to the American Nation, and why there is very little evidence of it.

This is a developing story my America groupies brethren , and as soon as I know something, I will get the story to you. Look for my next column soon, and sooner if this story gets some legs.

William Morgan is a contributing columnist for The New Utopian Journal, and a professor of historical studies at the University of Utopia, region 5. Professor Morgan specializes in studies relating to popular conjecture, in regards to the lost continent of America. If you would like an audience with Professor Morgan, program your transporter, set it for region 5 and stamp the time of your request. Professor Morgan will attempt to meet with anyone, as time allows, who feels they have important information in regards to the lost continent of America. If the Professor is able to meet with you, he will signal your transporter via your coded beacon. 

The above story is a work of fiction. All places in this piece are fictitious. All people and the names of such in this story are fictitious and any similarity to people living today is completely coincidental. This work may be reproduced and republished, as long as credit is given to the Author and original blog site, and it is not used for monetary gain.

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