Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham Fear that Martians May Influence Elector’s Vote!

It’s confirmed, said Senator’s John McCain and Lindsey Graham, there is not only life on Mars, but proof that Martians are working to sway Electors to vote for Donald Trump! Continue Reading

Obama Administration Releases Santa Claus From Prison, Following Public Service Message, Agreement To Pay Restitution To Injured Couple, And The Surrender Of Millions Of Toy Guns.

It appears the Christmas Eve tradition of Santa and his flying reindeer will continue as always. In a surprise move, The Obama administration has ordered a full pardon for the Continue Reading

Santa Claus Arrested For Violating Obama’s Secret No Fly List

Press Secretary Josh Earnest reported in a News conference earlier this evening on the arrest of Santa Claus. “Frankly, The President was very suspicious that an old man like this Continue Reading

The New York Daily News Gives Us A Glimpse into President Obama’s No Fly List AKA No Gun List!

President Barack Obama asked the following question following the terrorist attack in California. He asked, “What could possibly be the argument for allowing a terrorist suspect to buy a semiautomatic Continue Reading