It’s confirmed, said Senator’s John McCain and Lindsey Graham, there is not only life on Mars, but proof that Martians are working to sway Electors to vote for Donald Trump! It’s been a year of corruption said Republican Senator John McCain, first, we thought that the Russians made Clinton supporters break store windows and smash cars in order to influence the election, then we thought that Russians hacked into Jill Stein’s brain and made her ask for recounts in various States, only to be stunned that the recount showed that Trump had even won more votes. This led us to believe that the Russians had only limited influence said Graham, after all, there is no technology we can think of that would influence people’s minds during the recounts, until one night, when me and John were sitting on his front porch and saw a falling star!

Well, it hit us! It’s the Martians!, we both exclaimed! The Martians are influencing the recounts in order to keep Donald Trump on his illegitimate winning streak! We both could logically then, only conclude, said McCain, that Martians will also have a hand in the Elector’s votes! We are asking for a delay in the Elector’s vote until we can pilot a ship to Mars, and demand that the Martians come clean about their diabolical influence in our American election. The New York times reports that there is evidence that the Martians, Amazon Women from Venus, and the Russians have all colluded with Trump to see him elected. USA Today plans to do a follow-up story entitled: Why Mars IsSoWhite?

The little story above is not fake news, but a little parody illustrating the lunacy of the left, and at least one of the usual republican sympathizers of the left. It’s silly, but so are they. Many of these hypocrites on the left badgered Trump when he suggested that he would look at the integrity of the Election when it was over, now look at their never ending tactics. They never stop. If Michael Moore has in fact called for disruption at Trump’s inauguration, and someone gets hurt because of it, I think he should be charged with inciting a riot at the very least. These people are out of control. If Russia hacked into the democratic e-mails of Hillary Clinton, than it should be investigated as such, and not portrayed wrongly through a misinformation campaign in the media as if the hacking was about votes. It was not. That’s REAL NEWS, not the fake news we get in most of our nation’s newspapers and network news broadcasts. Webster should consider defining the word Radical being 1, as the democratic leadership of the United States, and 2. Many of their supporters, trust me, it fits.

I sincerely hope that this last round of lunacy is it. I hope that if all of the Elector’s make Trump our President that that will be the end of the left’s nonsense, but don’t count on it. Look toward Mars, for parody or not, they may go there next.

Mark Damon